篇一：五官争功(英文 )
Five Sense Brothers
Head: Hello, everyone. Nice to see you! I want to tell you something. I had a dream last night. The dream…the dream is so weird. I
dreamed that my eyes, my nose, my mouth and my ears are coming…
Eyes: Hello, Head! Do you know me?
Head: I don?t know. Who are you?
Eyes: I?m called Eyes.
Head: Eyes?
Eyes: What about you?
Head: Don?t touch! These are eyes.
Eyes: Yes, I ?m your eyes.
Head: Oh, you are my…
Eyes: Yes……yes! I?m your eyes!
Head: Oh! Have you ever seen the eyes like these? What are you doing here?
Eyes: I haven?t seen you for a long time. I miss you so much. So…
Head: Oh! Thank you. Have a seat, please.
Nose: Hey! You are here!
Head: Oh, another one!
Nose: Hi! Do you know me yet?
Head: Oh, the same question as eyes. I can?t recognize you. You are…
Nose: Ahhhh, I?m your nose.
Head: Ouch! My nose came down. But what are you doing here?
Nose: Haven?t seen you for a long time. Miss you so much. I just come here to smell you.
Head: Smell me? No, no, no, go away! Don?t smell me! Have a seat, please!
Ears: Oh!
Head: One more! Hello! Hello!
Ears: Oh, you are here! Can you recognize me?
Head: All the same question. Sorry, and who are you?
Ears: I?m your ears!
Head: Haha! My ears also came here. What do you want to do here?
Ears: Haven?t seen you for a long time and miss you so much. I just come here to hear you.
Head: Hear me? Please have a seat to hear! Let me tell you my dream…
Mouth: Oh! You are here!
Eyes, Ears and Nose: Can you recognize me?
Mouth: Ouch! You are too strong!
Head: I know you, you are my eyes!
Mouth: What?s wrong with your eyes?
Head: My eyes are having a rest here!
Mouth: I?m called “Mouth”!
Head: Oh! You are my mouth. What do you want to do here?
Mouth: I miss you for so many days. I come to bite you.
Head: Oh, please don?t trick me like this. Why do you five senses all come here?
Mouth: We are here for congratulations to you.
Nose: Congratulations to you!
Ears: Congratulations for your achievements!
Eyes: Congratulations for your honor!
Head: What honor? Why do you say congratulations to me?
Nose: You are chosen to be the Master of the Joke stars a few days ago.
Ears: I also heard that you?ve got a big prize.
Head: You see I have such good ears.
Eyes: I am telling you, Head! You have got such achievements, due to our Five Senses. We brothers contributed a lot.
Head: We Five have different functions.
Nose: Tell us, who is the most important?
Ears: Who is the most important among us?
Eyes: Who did the most?
Mouth: Who can get the biggest prize?
Head: How can I answer the questions? The Five senses are all on my head. I cannot tell who is the first, who is the second? Nose: Head, I am telling you. You can be the Master of the Joke stars, all because of my support.
Head: Is there any relation with you Nose?
Nose: You think about it, I can breathe and smell.
Head: Yes!
Nose: To be frank, you--- are hungry!
Head: What?
Nose: You go to the bathroom!
Head: Why do I go there?
Nose: You cannot smell.
Head: Ok, ok. The nose is very important!
Eyes: Pardon? The nose is important , aren?t eyes important?
Head: I didn?t mean that.
Eyes: Eyes are more important than Nose. Without me, can you learn culture and knowledge? Can you express happiness, anger
and sadness? Without me, can you see the big world? Without me…!!
Head: Oh, yes, yes. I cannot do things without you Eyes.
Eyes: That?s it.
Nose: That?s OK. That?s OK. Without Eyes, you can also go home.
Head: Impossible. How can I know the way without eyes?
Nose: Use me Nose, by smelling.
Head: I?ve got a dog?s nose? Ridiculous!
Ears: What did you say? I?ve heard all.
Head: Of course. You this thief Ears can hear anything.
Ears: What? Eyes are important. Ears are not.
Head: I don?t say that.
Ears: I am the information organization of you Head. Without me Ears? Can you tell what the music is, what the songs are or what
the opera is? “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!” What is it?
Head: A dog is barking!
Ears: That?s it! With me the sensitive Ears, you can hear everything clearly.
Head: Enn, Ears are not bad. Also Important! I can?t do things without you.
Mouth: Nonsense! That?s ueasonable! All of you just want to get the honor for yourself. You don?t know that we are one.
Head：That?s right!
Mouth: You got the honor. We should share it together.
Head: You see, how well my mouth said!
Mouth: I?ve never seen that who struggled for the credit for himself. Have you seen that I struggled for that?
Head: You are struggling now.
Mouth: Who am I?
Head: You are Mouth!
Mouth: For you, I?m the most important. Without me, how can you talk? Say, say…
Head: How can I say?
Mouth: That?s right! You must rely on me!
Head: Yeah
Mouth: If You want to have meals, you will also rely on me! Without me, how can you tell the taste of apples, pears, onions and
hawthorns?
Head: All of those must rely on me, Mouth!
Mouth: I?m the most important anyway. Without my tongue, how can you enjoy the delicious food?
Head: Mouth is really very important. I can?t do things without you Mouth.
(Eyes, Ears and Nose are discussing to embarrass the mouth. After a moment, they come out holding a dish of fruit.)
Ears: Ok ok, I heard that you are the greatest of all!
Eyes: I see that you are the greatest of all!
Nose: Come here. Let?s see what you can do on earth.
Mouth: No problem! How?
Eyes: Can you see the dish of fruit… can you tell the taste of them…
Mouth: Hahaha, no problem! My tongue can do that…you see what I can do on earth!
Ears: Just have a try now!
Nose: We will put the apple, the pear and the onion on your tongue and let you taste them one by one. You should tell us the names
of the food you?ve tasted in the appropriate order.
Mouth: What are you doing with me?
Ears: No nonsense. Ok…ready. Show us your tongue.
Nose: Head, come and feed him. Attention, please. The time you put them on the tongue should not be too long
Head: Ok, it?s my pleasure.
(Mouth showed his tongue and concentrated on tasting with three flavors. At the moment he frowned. Then they took off the masks kept on the eyes and the nose, and then line up.)
Eyes, Ears, and Nose: Please tell us the order!
Eyes, Ears, and Nose: The first one, the second and the third….
(Mouth walked up and down to think about it. But he could not answer it)
Mouth: How is this going? Damn tongue! How couldn?t I taste them out?
Eyes: Ha haha, what?s going on? Could not answer it, right? Do you remember what you?ve said?
Ears: Didn?t you say you?ve got powerful ability? And now?
Mouth: Hey! You Foolish tongue, you set me up. What?s happening？
Nose: Ha！ Ha！ Let me tell you the truth! Everyone has “taste buds". It's a small number, but they are scattered. So it is difficult to
feel the taste only with your tongue.
Head：Many people think that we feel the taste with the tongue.
Nose: It is not the case. It should be that we feel the taste and mood with Eyes and Nose and taste it with the tongue. Even you can
feel the smell of onions; most of them rely on the past experiences.
Head: No wonder, you can not say the exact names of the fruit or vegetables. Now I know that "Taste buds" on the tongue are
dispersed, and as we know, without the assistance of the nose and eyes, you cannot say taste out at all.
Ears：You?re right. Taste buds are scattered with little numbers on the tongue. They mainly spread at the front of tongue,
both sides of tongue and the back of tongue. Only a few taste buds spread at the middle surface of tongue.
Eyes：It is said that the taste buds have their own main works. The salty and sweet taste buds are located near the front of
your tongue; the sour taste buds line the sides of your tongue; and the bitter taste buds are found at the very back of your tongue.
Nose：
In this way, our tongue recognizes the tastes. So you could not tell the names.
Mouth: I?ve got it, that?s it. Useless tongue. I don?t want to keep you. I?ll…
Eyes, Ears, Head and Nose: Wait! Wait! Do not do that!
Head: Fine, fine,…..you are all on my head and you all have to listen to me! Everyone of us have different jobs and sometimes we
should support each other and help each other to do something. If everyone stressed that their own importance, I think I don?t need you all, Go Go Go, Get out of my sight!
Head: You all back, come back!
Eyes, Ears, Mouth and Nose: Why?
Head: I have thought about it already.
Eyes, Ears, Mouth and Nose: Ah?
Head: If you all leave.
Eyes, Ears, Mouth and Nose: Ah?
Head: I just look like an egg…
Eyes, Ears, Mouth and Nose: Ah!
篇二：五官争功想象作文800字
五官争功想象作文800字
五官争功
一天，鼻子、嘴巴、眼睛和耳朵又为谁最厉害这个话题吵了起来。
鼻子说：“看我长在脸的正中间，不但位置好，作用更大!我，能呼吸，人没有呼吸就死了。我还能闻出各种气味，你们说我棒不帮帮”。
“就你呀？！”嘴巴说：“你没啥本事，我可以说话，说话就是把想说的话说出来，不然就得憋死了。知不知道？上回那演讲比赛，我不就帮我主人的了预赛第一名吗？还有还有，我还可以吃饭，人不吃饭，不都饿死哩??”
“你们俩，听好了！我眼睛可以看见那么多美丽的东西，主人要是没有我呀，非自杀不可！”眼睛争着说。
“眼睛鼻子嘴巴兄弟，你们怎么那么自以为是呢？我堂堂的耳朵可以听见那么多美妙的声音，什么音乐呀，电视呀??没有我，嘴巴都不知道说啥！”耳朵吹虚道。
“哎呀我说你们几个”嘴巴说道：“有本事来比一下？”
“比就比”几乎异口同声。
“好，一言为定，每人一天不工作！第一天鼻子老兄，第二天我，第三天耳朵，最后是眼睛，最后看主人那天反应最强，怎么样？”“Yes，就这么定了！”几乎又是异口同声。
第一天，要开一个晚会，主任早上一起床就发现什么不对劲。后来才发现鼻子怎么不灵了。从早上到晚会开始主人都是用嘴呼吸，没什么大问题。到了晚会让她唱歌时，主人就断断续续，长的不完整，逗得观众哈哈大笑??主人回家后因为心情不好，趴在床上，一声不响。耳朵突然觉得蒙蒙的，很难受。但是曾经说过的话就收不回去了，耳朵之后自认倒霉。
谁知，第二天主人要演讲，也就是决赛。嘴休息了，怎么也张不开，也不能喝水，主人很着急，但是8点决赛就要开始，她急忙赶到了决赛地点。上了台，主人怎么也张不开嘴，就只能用鼻子发出声音。“嗯、嗯、嗯??嗯嗯”观众急了，评委急了，场下一片窃窃私语。“你嗯嗯嗯嗯，哼哼唧唧干什么呀？”主人含泪下了场，台下由窃窃私语变成了哄堂大笑。主人去了医院，医生查不出毛病，就给她输液（这样就不会饥饿口渴了。）因为这次演讲没有成功，主人哭了好久，眼睛有些后悔，后悔自己不该和他们打赌。
第三天了耳朵。主人什么声音都听不到。束手无策，火上浇油——他要去听课！明天还要！我们倒霉的小主人，她只好带着那在家休息的耳朵先生去了。一节课，她一点知识也没学到。嘴也挺倒霉，没了耳朵，它也不知道该说啥。
第四天，眼睛不上班。这回可惨喽！主人好不容易在他熟悉的家里吃完了早餐，可去考试是个问题。他摸着墙走，但还是摔了几跤，把鼻子磕破了，把嘴嗑流了血，去考试？只能胡写！鼻子和嘴巴也后悔极了，但也只能在心里后悔。
那天夜里，趁主人在睡觉，嘴又打破了沉静，“我们和好吧，别自找苦吃了，大家都有自己的用处。”大家一听嘴这么说，也都纷纷诉苦。于是，鼻子、嘴巴、眼睛、耳朵又是一家人了。
从那以后，它的主人再也没有发生过这种事，她的五官——已经因为这件事改变了。
篇三：校园学生小品剧本——五官争功已修改
五官争功（校园版） 脑袋：大家好，我就是我家里传说中的聪明伶俐的脑袋～瓜子。非常感谢在坐的、后面在站的老师们，我今天所取得的成就是和眼睛、耳朵、鼻子、嘴没有一点关系的。我的学习成果是离不开（左右点头微笑）各位（向前一步面对老师鞠躬）老师们的耐心教导的。
耳朵：唉，脑袋你这样说不可不认同啊！
脑袋：呦，耳朵瞧我这耳朵长得真有八戒的血统。来，耳朵靠过来（对着耳朵吹口气）
耳朵：你这是干嘛呢？
脑袋：我吹吹我这耳朵还有耳屎没。
耳朵：唉，这你不用管了，咱说正事啊。刚才你说你的成就跟我耳朵没关系我不认同，要说这最关键的还是靠我耳朵（用手拎自己耳朵）。你回忆下，老师讲那么动听的课全是我耳朵听的啊！下课铃响你跑的比兔子还快也是我听见的啊！食堂大叔说要多打给一勺菜，也是我听到的啊！
脑袋：停停停，还说食堂那事呢，上次我打完菜没付钱就要走，被食堂大叔喊住了，也是你听到的吧！你这功劳可不小啊，害我少吃两块肉。
耳朵：我那次是失误了，那大叔一直喊钱钱钱，我以为是找给你钱呢。
（嘴上前来）
嘴：是啊，就那次弄的我什么也没敢说，要说取得的成就关键还是我。
脑袋：呀！嘴啊，来来来，也让我吹下我的嘴嘴（众人上前阻拦）
嘴：你说哪次积极回答老师问题不是我吧！哪次吃好东西不是我这张大嘴一张吃八方啊！
脑袋：那你也给我惹了不少的祸吧，每一次的课上，看到被老师点到念作文的同学，特别羡慕，总盼着老师也能让自己念一回。终于又一次机会终于来了。
王老师叫我把我的作文念给同学们听。我激动的“腾“地一下站起来，念道：“《我的老师》。老师，我多像你的妈妈??“还“我多像你的妈妈？！”（嘲笑表情），瞧瞧你的大嘴口误让我出了洋相。
眼睛：唉，对这话我认同（脑袋点头微笑），脑袋，我认为还是我功劳最大! 脑袋：嗯？那你有什么能耐你可得给大伙吹吹。
眼睛：（抒情的说）那是在一个遥远的前天晚上，月黑风高，伸手不见五指。
脑袋：（大叫）那还要你眼睛干嘛？！我这眼睛啊武侠小说看多了。
眼睛：哦，对不起啊，说错了，在白天阳光明媚，星光灿烂?不是，嗯? 脑袋：别想了，直接说正事吧！
眼睛：哦，咱老师写下那么多精辟优美的文章，可都是通过我小眼睛（声音拉长，加上动作）阅读的啊，爬上高山时候‘一览众山小’‘傲视群雄’可都是我眼睛能做到的啊！脑袋：那“坐井观天”也是你这小眼睛看得吧！
鼻子：你们都谈论这么长时间啦，应该明白了功劳最大的还是我吧！？脑袋：你干啥啊，你是啥玩意？
鼻子：当你们争的不可开交的时候，却忘记了我这个最灵敏、最匀称、最适中、最性感、总是勇敢的挺在最前的我这个鼻子了吧！
脑袋：哦，久仰久仰，你就是我的那个以鼻屎闻名，因鼻涕著称的鼻子啊，那就说说你的功劳吧。
鼻子：你之所以能体会到老师们的伟大与辛苦，并不是眼睛看得，耳朵听得，嘴巴
说得。而是靠我鼻子（嗅3下的动作）闻出来的。
大家一起说：怎么讲？
鼻子：咱们在座的领导哪个不是在浓重的粉笔末下熏染过来的，咱们的任课老师们哪个不是正在与粉笔朝夕相处啊，我鼻子闻到了老师们身上那独有的浓厚的粉笔的纯香。正是我闻到了老师们身上那特有的纯香，才让你脑袋体会深刻，发奋苦读的，让大伙说，这功劳是不是（跷起拇指指向自己的鼻子）鼻子最大啊！
脑袋：对，这个你做得很好。不过有时候你鼻子也有不靠谱的时候。比如说，在食堂，食堂师傅做了一些好菜，大家十几人在一块津津有味的吃着菜呢，可是你鼻子下潇洒地挥洒你那恶心的鼻涕（摇头动作）。大家那次把我那顿揍啊，我终于明白什么叫做见到卫星了（摇脑袋，双眼上反，作晕状）。
鼻子：（不好意思地傻笑）嘻嘻，那次不是闻到好味道，感情失控，就落下了激动的“泪水”了。
眼睛：什么？！你鼻子能流泪吗（责问的语气）
鼻子：哦，对不起，是喜之郎果冻。
眼睛：别在这恶心人了你。要论功劳还是我小眼睛（动作）最大。别看我眼睛小，可会眼观六路啊！
脑袋：还六路呢，你这小眼镜一拿，啥也看不见了。
耳朵：我还能耳听八方呢。
鼻子：（捂住鼻子，作嫌弃样子），那刚才脑袋放一屁，你听到了吗？耳朵：脑袋，你放了吗？可能刚才同学们掌声热烈盖过去了，呵呵呵。
嘴：什么啊，他那是臭屁不响，响屁不臭。
脑袋：这不怪我啊，都怪我这嘴乱吃东西了。
嘴：对不起啊，早晨包子馅的萝卜吃多了。
脑袋：什么，还有包子馅的萝卜啊，我这嘴啊总是乱说话。
眼睛：对对对，什么病从口入啊，祸从口出啊，都是你这嘴的错。
脑袋：好了你眼睛，先别说人家嘴啦，那天撞树上，你干嘛去了，你得解释解释。眼睛：哦，你这大脑袋不是说闭着眼睛（做闭眼思考问题样子）思考才会想出办法的吗？当时你不是在想晚上妈妈西红柿炒番茄呢还是土豆炖马铃薯呢？于是我就?就闭上了。
脑袋：什么？那也不能全闭上啊，正走着路呢就不能闭上一只吗！
眼睛：闭上一只眼睛走路，（做一眼闭，一眼睁的样子）路人以为你在向他们放电呢，再说不是还有耳朵听着的吗？也不能全怪我啊！
脑袋：对，我这耳朵当时干什么去了我得问问他去，耳朵～耳朵～耳朵（耳朵正朝天上哼哼，装作没听见）。钱，谁钱掉了（还是不理睬脑袋）
耳朵：（小声朝观众）他这一套过时了，骗不了我的，嘿嘿。
脑袋：这几天的英语单词不用交了。
耳朵：一共几天啊。
脑袋：嘿，又听见了，说说吧，我撞树上你干什么去了吧！？
耳朵：我被嘴巴唱的tfboy的《魔法城堡》给迷住了。
脑袋：哦，那嘴你说说怎么回事吧！
嘴：我还是受害者呢，撞那么厉害，我还啃到树皮了呢，当时你脑袋瞎想什么呢？！ 脑袋：（沉思）唉，我想什么了，哦，对，我只想赶快去吃饭了，走的快没闪开。怎么会想到饭了呢（沉思），唉，是鼻子。鼻子你过来说说吧！
鼻子：这有我什么事了，我尽我的职责，我只是闻到饭菜的香味了。
脑袋：你说你怎么能闻到香味了呢？
鼻子：我为什么闻到香味呢，因为食堂大叔做得饭菜好。大叔做得没什么那么好呢？因为大叔生长在贫穷时期人比较好。没什么会生长在贫穷时期呢？因为之前发生了抗日战争，把国家打穷了。为什么会抗日呢？因为先前的清政府闭关锁国，走向了衰落。为什么会闭关锁国呢？因为明朝时期太强大了，到清朝统治者就骄傲了。明朝没什么会强大呢？因为有元朝?
脑袋：（打断话）停?stop吁，再说就回到秦朝了，你这是什么逻辑啊。你们四个说说是谁的错吧！
四人一起说：是你～脑袋。
眼睛：你神经短路。
耳朵：你神经受损。
鼻子：你神经麻痹。
嘴：你神经?你神经病！
脑袋：好了，好了，有了一点点成就就乱抢，有了责任就全推给我脑袋了。这还像话吗？我要是神经，不工作了，你小眼睛，瞪眼瞎。你耳朵，猪下货。你鼻子，滥咸菜。你嘴，大笨嘴。（一边指他们，一边说）。只有大伙相互合作，才能取得更好的成绩。只有大伙相互团结，才能吃到最好的美味。
四人一起：切，还是一个吃货。
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