英语剧本5人版短剧【英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)】

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篇一:6人英语小品短话剧剧本

6人英语小品短话剧剧本

A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。

B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B)

B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

C:他真愚蠢啊

D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

A:可??先生??您听我说??(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

B:挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D:是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??

F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D:谁让这是一个童话呢??

为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes. (本文来自天空剧本网 )

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

篇二:六人英语话剧《三打白骨精》剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

剧本作者:黄斯倩(重庆邮电大学)

导演:黄斯倩

演员:黄斯倩,佘加杰,张碧亮,王传奇,谢光磊,卓炀程

人物:唐僧 、孙悟空、 猪八戒、 沙僧、白骨精(村姑 小孩、老太婆、 幕后放ppt的

场景一:(“路在脚下” 音乐响起)

唐僧:(轻咳)悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry, Could you go to get me some food?

八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!

沙僧:大师兄,二师兄说的对

唐僧: 八戒!Don`t forget who ate my last meal!(脚踹八戒) 八戒:(委屈)but I still hungry!

沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away··· 唐僧: (点头)Em??.It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈)

八戒: This is?..?

悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)??悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额

米头发, knowledge is power!

悟空: Bye! jindou cloud!

筋斗云:I am jindou cloud!(捶胸,做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走)

唐僧打坐,闭目养神。八戒和沙僧:两只小蜜蜂啊,飞在花丛中啊···

场景二:

村姑:米拉桑,阔你急哇~(日语)

师徒三人:oh,hi(大家站了起来,某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势) 村姑:My name is bai~ (扭捏害羞样)

大家:hello, miss bai.

村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. (欲接近唐僧,被弹回)em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious!

八戒:yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!

唐僧:miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空?

沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对,大师兄will find us, let us go now! 村姑:come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着,村姑一个媚眼,八戒倒下,唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)

[沙僧:(扶八戒)are you ok?

八戒:no! I am full in love with the girl!

沙僧:yeah!she is an apple in my eyes!(吃了一口苹果)] 唐僧:miss bai!村姑:(转身眨眼)what ?

唐僧:I love you when I see you at the first time! I ··· 村姑:(轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴)you jump , I jump!(音乐响起,二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)

村姑:(转过身)shifu, close your eyes! let`s have a kiss! 唐僧:wow I love to(闭眼,翘起嘴巴,伸脖子)(村姑奸笑,准备吃了唐僧)

悟空: (回来,看见村姑,火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合,村姑倒)

村姑: (倒)Ah??(凄惨的音乐放起)

唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl! 悟空: She is a monster!

唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

悟空: Oh, please don’t??

唐僧:It’s too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~

悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??(痛苦抱头)

唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,I’m disappointed with you!

场景三:

小孩:(坐在地上痛哭)

(唐僧师徒走过来)

小孩:(拉住八戒的腿)I want my mom.

八戒:shifu, we are in trouble!

沙僧:let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?

小孩:her name is bai.

沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对。We are in trouble.

师傅:little girl, your mom is going to the heaven. 小孩:what does it mean?

八戒:yeah, she is dead.

沙僧:d-e-a-d, dead! we killed her.

小孩:what? why? bring back my mom . I kill you!

悟空:stop!(闻小孩三下)you are monster!

小孩:you !are the monster! Ugly monster!

悟空:(咬牙切齿)I am not ugly! You monster, I`ll beat you into hell!(悟空追打小孩,小孩躲至唐僧身后,悟空打,不想打到唐僧头,唐僧晕,悟空再打死小孩) (凄惨的音乐放起)

八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, shifu? (扶唐僧)

沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

唐僧:Two?(晕乎乎地)悟空, game over!

场景四:

老太婆:you killed my daughter and my daughter`s daughter!

I kill you!

唐僧:oh !it is my fault! I am not a good shifu! please kill me !

(老太婆掐唐僧,原地转圈)(悟空张开右手,左手指着右手,闭眼大喊:turn,turn,turn,沙僧把金箍棒放到他手中)

八戒:awsome! you turn into your golden cudgel! 沙僧:大师兄,是被妖怪抓走了!

悟空:oh, shifu ,I am coming!.....don`t move!

悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

唐僧: (想阻止,未及)You, you.....(悟空打到师傅,师傅晕,E,沙僧扶住 )(悟空与老太婆大战三回合,老太婆死)

唐僧:You have killed three lives!

悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!

唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster! look! you so ugly! Never let me see you, go!!(凄惨的音乐放起)

八戒: Master, 大师兄 just.......

唐僧: shut up! Don't mention that guy any more!

八戒:look,the body is gone! May be大师兄is right. 沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对,the women is really a monster! 唐僧:oh!悟空,come back!

悟空:what?

篇三:6人有趣英语话剧剧本

6人有趣英语话剧剧本:愚人节的故事foolfool

索尼亚跳刁青琅

6人有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的。

人物

塞西莉:苏老板

信仰:苏的朋友

朱迪:警察

苏:苏

维姬:客人

佐伊:苏的朋友

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今天是三月三十一日。信仰,维姬,佐伊,塞西莉和朱迪说话。信仰和Zoe想给自己的好朋友,苏,“愚人节快乐”。

信念:我认为我们要准备很多。

佐伊:你是对的。因此,我们有维姬和朱迪。她是我的朋友,她是一名警察。噢……我几乎忘记了,我们也有苏的老板塞西莉。

维姬;
那么我能做点什么呢?

信仰:嗯……,我想你只是做你通常做的事情。

维姬;
干嘛??

佐伊:她意味着你将不必改变自己。明天你要去塞西莉的咖啡店买东西。

维姬;
哦,我明白了。刚买的东西?

信仰:佐伊说你需要找到苏(Sue的照片拿出来给维姬和朱迪也看它)。看,这是苏。从她买东西。

佐伊:我认为你可以做得很好。(拍拍维姬的肩膀。)

信仰:朱迪,然后,轮到你了。明天早上,你必须给苏罚款,因为…

朱迪:我知道我知道,接下来呢?

佐伊:接下来,她会迟到。

塞西莉:我可以减少她的工资。哈哈哈。(笑)

维姬:你是多么想砍下来?半天?

塞西莉:不,不,不行,半个月。

信仰,维姬,佐伊,朱迪是笑。

信仰:好的,在她的工作,她要回家,和朱迪,再次,你知道我的意思吗? 朱迪:是的,我看到了。它的样子?哦。“,有人坐在你(她)他甚至没有头。

佐伊:我吗?在哪儿?(害怕)

信仰:是的,是的,好的工作

塞西莉和维姬都笑了。

维姬:那么,这一切?

佐伊:是的,基本上是的。但我们也需要打个电话,让她很快就要回家了。

塞西莉:怎么谈论她,“你的房子着火了。“我会让她早点回家。但谁会打电话给她吗? 朱迪:别担心,她会做的。

佐伊:好的。最后,记得明天上午9点在苏家。我们将等待可怜的宝贝。

维姬,信仰,塞西莉,朱迪:可怜的孩子。来源城外语网


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